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DAILY SECURITY BRIEFINGS? - Who needs em? I got fundraisin to do


TAGS: funds
Rating: 4.81/5

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JGalt - October 14, 2012, 3:49 pm
kill- he was talking subsidies. Big bird won't die if they end his welfare check! Toy's-R-Us creates enough sales to keep the franchise alive.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:57 pm
4 Americans died on 9-11-2012 including an Ambassador
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:55 pm
And al-Qaeda and the Muslim Brotherhood are alive and stronger than ever
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:53 pm
And don't you forget Benghazi Gate...worse than watergate.
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:52 pm
But
vbattaile - October 14, 2012, 2:51 pm
The Navy Seals killed Osama buy Obama did kill the US economy
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:20 pm
No answer, huh Bibsy? Odd that.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
Keep s****** koolaid.. Still your dancing sucks too
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:16 pm
It took Romney six months to decide to kill Big Bird?
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:14 pm
Took him six months to decide... Keep trying Mr. FAIL
crankyhead - October 14, 2012, 2:13 pm
I'd prefer if the guy in the oval office wanted to kill Bin Laden and save big bird, instead of the other way around.
GrouchoMarxist - October 14, 2012, 2:11 pm
He's got to save Big Bird.
arnnatz - October 14, 2012, 1:53 pm
That would make a good spooky story for Halloween or around a campfire late at night.
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 1:49 pm
Besides...Biden is next up to be commander in chief if Obama can't handle it! Now don't you feel better?
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 1:48 pm
Are we sure he isn't just slouched down looking at his note pad and nodding? It might make him seem like he isn't there..


Supreme Court Tyranny -




Infamous Christian Fundamentalist Terrorist uses twisted anti-Semetic line from the Bible to justify killing millions -


TAGS: hitler christian terrorists fundamentalist
Rating: 4.31/5

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Pushkin - December 1, 2016, 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm disappointed. Obama looks better as a Nazi since he IS one.
Pikeman - November 4, 2015, 9:16 am
Adolf lied about many other things as well.


Our nations finest -




100 FUND RAISERS - 90 Games of Golf, 16 Vacations




Thank You, Dear Leader -




immutable truth -




$12.3T IN DEBT - After tripling our debt, Obama wants to raise the debt limit another $1.9T! Is there any doubt that these radicals are intentionally destroying our economy? -Source: www.usdebtclock.org




NOT A LEADER - But he sure does fundraise! He's held at least 10x more fundraisers at this point in his presidency than George Bush!




BOOLEAN ALGEBRA - Or Obama's national debt?




Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -


TAGS: christian fundamentalism hypocrisy bush tea party
Rating: 3.43/5

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fauxnews - July 19, 2014, 2:19 am
LOL..Funny TA.
terroraustralis - July 19, 2014, 1:58 am
"thou shalt not kill white americans. everyone else is okay to kill, especially muslims" - God, as heard by GWBush.


Billionaire Russian Mobster to Hold Fundraiser for Hillary -




$38, 500 PER PLATE -




" HAVE AIRFORCE TWO - WILL TRAVEL " - First lady Michelle Obama announced that she will travel to South Africa, she - and her mom, and her daughters




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you think that there would be no art without Federal funding.




" LEADING FROM BEHIND " -




THE SECOND COMING: DRAWBACKS -




NANCY PELOSI WANTS ANSWERS -




American leadership -




Because if the Taliban had no money -




learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


Do something about it -




Fundamentalism -




With Your Own 2 Eyes -




OBAMA BEGINS PUSH FOR NEW NATIONAL RETIREMENT SYSTEM. - "We have it in our power to begin the world over again."




" OBAMANOMICS " - Suppose you could produce $50 of electricity but it cost you $100 to do so. Would that make any sense? It would if you work at the White House.




GREEN ENERGY LOAN PROGRAMS - AKA slush fund for Obama campaign donors


TAGS: slush fund
Rating: 4.89/5

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" PASS THE BILL......IF YOU LOVE ME " - Obama Was A LightSquared Investor!




JUST NOISE - back to fundraising.




BACHMANN- OBAMA - One reportedly has migraines and the other is petulant, narcissistic, is largely uninvolved with running the country and runs off to fundraise party or play golf at the drop of a hat!




REAL PRESIDENTS - Know how to Spell Ohio, know there are 50 states (not 57, plus one more to go), and attend their daily intelligence briefings!


TAGS: fundraisers r us
Rating: 4.25/5

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arnnatz - September 13, 2012, 9:38 am
Looks more like O-A-H-A


RON SCHILLER OF NPR - Proves why the government should not fund NPR- its a racist liberal haven, which is not fair, not balanced. (Neither is MSM, and we don't fund them either)




PUBLIC FUNDING FOR MOSQUE? - ORLY? whatever happened to separation of church and state. No Federal funding for the Mosque!




FUNDRAISING IN CA - Because nothing says arrogance more than conducting fundraisers when you should be working on solving our problems first!




Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -




IMAGINE THE OUTRAGE - IF TAXPAYERS HAD TO PAY FOR BULLETS INSTEAD OF SYRINGES?


TAGS: defund planned parenthood abortion kills
Rating: 3.86/5

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Renza - February 20, 2013, 8:32 am
yes, because we would use bullets inside of someone to safely remove a fetus from its host. New GOP law - men who masturbate and women on their periods will be arrested for murdering babies.


SHAME CONTEST -




Xtian Fundamentalist Politicians -




FUNDRAISING IN CA - Because nothing says arrogance more than conducting fundraisers when you should be working on solving our problems first!




POOR HOUSING MARKET? - Impossible! This house was bought in November 2008 for $700 Million.




GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN - Democrats fight to keep pork, like Harry Reid's Cowboy Poetry, even to the point of risking a government shutdown. Harry must like those assless chaps! Priceless!




SARAH PALIN - The New Face of Tyranny




THE END OF CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT - Republicans vote to defund NPR and the Corp for Public Broadcasting. Next comes National Endowment of the Arts. Once you've seen a religious painting desecrated with feces, you've seen em all.




THE FUNDAMENTALS - "How to Use the Holy Bible: KJV as a soap- box for every right-wing, conservative, Republican policy--for Dummies."




"BE SLIENT AND OBEY" - "When fascism comes to the United States it will come wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross."




Right Wing Logic -


TAGS: rightwing fundy logic fail
Rating: 3/5

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Renza - August 26, 2013, 11:56 pm
I have a feeling the right wing doesn't really appreciate the humor or the irony in this


DEM·A·GOG (DM-GôG, -GG)N. - 1.A leader who obtains power by means of impassioned appeals to the emotions and prejudices of the populace.




Government and Xtianity. -


TAGS: christian fundamentalism pro choice hobby lobby
Rating: 2/5

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Bandit5906 - August 3, 2014, 1:13 pm
Explain how the GOP is controlling what a woman does with her v*****?


Xtian Fundamentalist Politics -


TAGS: christian fundamentalism
Rating: 1.89/5

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fauxnews - August 6, 2014, 2:18 pm
Tell me about it, Zeit? I know. The SHAME! Oh, what WILL I do. Can't show my face around 'here' anymore. *embarrassed* *sobbing*
fauxnews - August 6, 2014, 2:17 pm
You're big card in this is "politifake 'voting?'...bwhahahahahaha.. *sigh* wipes tear* *chuckle* Is that like Cartman winning the special olympics? :-) You hold on that, poserman, if that makes you feel better.
Zeitguy - August 6, 2014, 7:43 am
Wow, posterman an gets top rated posters, guess he showed you.
posterman - August 6, 2014, 7:02 am
well let's see It appears we a are on the same page In typical liberal fashion you have chosen to insult me, while I merely posted a comment plus I'm having more fun than you as my posts are top rated & yours are always low...mate
fauxnews - August 6, 2014, 2:37 am
I'm not 'anything.' I'm just 'making' a poster... for the fun of it. You're just 'making' a fool out of yourself... for the hell of it. Please...don't let me stop you, mate.
posterman - August 6, 2014, 12:56 am
quite the obtuse post and non-nonsensical ph**o choice...your point? Combining religion, philosophy, politics and psychiatry is inane. Are you atheist, agnostic or merely liberal, attempting to stir debate?


Teabag Party Republicans Push for New Law Requiring Welfare Recipients To Submit Sweat and Tears To Prove How Hard They’re Looking For Job -


TAGS: welfare tea party classism fundamentalism
Rating: 1.8/5

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Curlyrocks - August 7, 2014, 12:20 pm
She says "I don't think you're tryn' to find no job, I seen you today you was standing on a corner leanin' up against a post" I sayz "but I'm tired"


YEAH AMERICA, STOP WHINING! - “I urge American companies to send jobs overseas. Stop whining,”. Wonder why that foreign money is coming in.




how the main stream media will protect you from the zika virus -


TAGS: democrats block zika virus funding
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - September 9, 2016, 12:16 am
Planned Parenthood


Dingy Harriet -




Clinton privilege -




Democrat Hypocrisy -


TAGS: democrat hypocrisy loretta lynch human trafficking taxpayer funded abortions planned parenthood hyde amendment
Rating: 5/5

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calron - April 25, 2015, 10:11 pm
OMG, you mean those evil rethugicians where holding that bill hostage?


Obama Hates America -




Hypocrite In Chief Barack Hussein Obama -




Hildabeast Rotten clinton -




Hussein the Usurper -




Golfer In Chief -




transparency -




Alan Grayson’s Double Life Is Epic Hypocrisy -




Obama's Priorities -


TAGS: obama priorities fundraiser in chief ellen degeneres show isis islamic terrorism liberals democrats progressives hollywood moonbats hollyweird dnc 2016
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - February 13, 2016, 3:51 pm
But he still has America's best interests at heart! /s
Libertas - February 13, 2016, 1:15 am
Nero had his fiddle, O had his dance moves, while Rome burns


refund -




Her Body. Her Choice? No. Her Body. Planned Parenthood's Choice. -




Fairy tales -


TAGS: wei hock soon science deniers funding
Rating: 4.03/5

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calron - May 25, 2015, 10:11 pm
Except I didn't defend Soon, I pointed out how someone got what he said wrong. Soon believe that variation in that cycle cause warming, but that is not what he was attacked for.
fauxnews - May 25, 2015, 9:41 pm
And Wei Hack Soon was using 'that' to (falsely) indict the MMCC consensus in the most ignorant of manners. Not that it matters, mate. Following the exposure of his corruption, only a pure ignoramus would defend Wei Soon at this point. You were saying? :-)
calron - May 25, 2015, 9:20 pm
Yeh, you'd think you'd at least get his hypothesis right when you attack it. The output of the sun does change over time and that does affect the earth's climate on a 11 year cycle.
rebeccaolsen - May 17, 2015, 11:57 am
Pretty much,denier.Either,ignorantly or purposely ignoring the irony of his derp, he is basically saying that all that man-made climate change stuff is just the normal seasons "going through the motions" - kinda like the way you are doing right now hun :)
calron - May 16, 2015, 7:57 pm
So he believes in summer and winter?
rebeccaolsen - May 13, 2015, 2:44 am
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2687741/mlp-fim-pony-lol-o.gif


Pro-birth is not pro-life -




In the world of politics, the Unholy Trinity. -


TAGS: christian fundamentalist terrorists eric bolling
Rating: 3.15/5

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fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 5:02 pm
Actually, this is a brilliant point. I've always wondered how Stalinism, and Maoism, should be considered. Atheist fundamentalism? Perhaps... Stalin WAS as militant as one could get and declared war on the values of the West. Good food for thought, mate.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 5:00 pm
You too bloke. :)
Curlyrocks - February 9, 2015, 4:44 pm
Oh welcome back Faux
Curlyrocks - February 9, 2015, 4:43 pm
See China or most any other communist regime for militant atheists. Just cuz they kill for politics instead of god doesn't make it any better.


Illegal Aliens -




Burning 'crosses?' ........CHECK........ Uses Bible as justification for violence? ........CHECK........ Guilty of countless Terrorist attacks? CHECK -


TAGS: christian fundamentalist terrorists
Rating: 2.47/5

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fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 3:00 pm
Right now I'd argue that at the present moment Radical Islam are the current champs of religious violence but historically the pendulum swings and Xtian fundamentalist terrorists - historically speaking - have equally been as bad. Food for thought. Cheers
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:59 pm
...not to mention the millions of innocent women burned at the stakes by Xtian fundamentalists and the many others slaughtered in the inquisitions for being non-Xtian.If youre going to look at fundamentalist violence,Xtianity is not a bad place to start.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:57 pm
Like it or not, the KKK's Xtian fundamentalist terrorist activity and the black Holocaust they committed against the countless innocent Americans (freed slaves or not, mostly blacks) certainly ranks up there with the very worst activity of Radical Islam
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:54 pm
*ahem* Your "source." Religion and terrorism: an interfaith perspective. Westport, CT: Praeger. pp. 21, 30, 55, 91...And a thousand more like. Those that burning cross is a dead giveaway. What? You going to tell me they were playing tic-tac-toe? X-D
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:53 pm
(continued."The goals of the KKK included, from an early time onward, an intent to "reestablish Protestant Christian values in America by any means possible", and they believed that "Jesus was the first Klansman."
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:52 pm
You want a source? Fair enough: Klan members had an explicitly Xtian terrorist ideology,basing their beliefs in part on a'religious foundation'in Xtianity..."(cont.)
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:51 pm
...and if you said,"the difference is that those shooters are mentally ill", you'd be right. It could also be sociopathy, essentially the same thing. Which I would argue is also the same excuse for radical Islamists. Again, one religion is not better.
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:49 pm
And how exactly do you know this? It's a creepy defense. Every major religion has its fanatics that kill in the name of their religion. Abortion doctor killers are well documented killing in the name of the Bible...
fauxnews - February 14, 2015, 2:48 pm
How would you know, Hagen, what's in the hearts and minds of Xtian fundamentalist KKK members? You once said, essentially,"but the difference is that the KKK doesn't kill in the name of Christ the same way terrorists kill in the name of Islam" Huh?
Cyberhagen - February 14, 2015, 1:14 pm
Soure? Number? If they even exist, just how significant or large a group? Because it sounds like you're describing Boko Harma, which is muslim.
Curlyrocks - February 10, 2015, 7:32 pm
I think that any social structure holds people back for the most part. Religion, government, unions, guilds, all serve necessary and useful functions and are all easily corrupted. As such all institutions should be as small as possible.
fauxnews - February 10, 2015, 6:59 pm
You're welcome, mate. 'Thank you' for the kind words. =) Cheers.
Zeitguy - February 10, 2015, 6:36 pm
Thanks faux, my trust in thoughtful, intellectual, and honest comments have been restored. Not that you needed my validation but always nice to have conversations without the burden of political pundincy.
fauxnews - February 10, 2015, 6:28 pm
Religion of any brand holds us back. But none of us has the right to judge the other, Be you Christian, Jew, Agnostic, Muslim, Atheist,...etc...except scientology...you can judge scientology. :-p
fauxnews - February 10, 2015, 6:27 pm
Also, you will get no argument from me that for every fanatic using the the Koran/Bible/Torah as an a**hole there are 2 to 3 people "using it peacefully.” Right next to the Christians and every other member of ANY organized religion IMHO....
fauxnews - February 10, 2015, 6:26 pm
We may have to agree to disagree, mate. Sorry, but i don’t give credit to religion for undoing the harm done by religious fundies. I credit the rationality of men, rare as that may be at times in this age.
Curlyrocks - February 10, 2015, 2:06 pm
Hopefully true Muslims can stand up to ISIS and their fundie freaks the way Christians have through out history.
Curlyrocks - February 10, 2015, 2:04 pm
Umm, where was the second wrong? He was merely pointing out Christians roles in undoing the damage done by the KKK. For every person using a holy book like an a** hole there's probably 2 or 3 using it properly for peace but no one hears about the meek.
Bandit5906 - February 10, 2015, 10:49 am
KKK: Founded by democrats!Run by democrats and lead by Sen. Robert Byrd.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:50 pm
...No reason to blame ALL Muslims or ALL Christians or every member of any one religion for the actions of a few extremists and radicals. Jus sayin ;-) Have a good night. Cheers, mate =)
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:48 pm
P.S. I think that more than covers my personal belief in Muslim fundamentalists, and the radical left's, "culpability." Notice how I'm almost always careful to include the word"fundamentalist"after the said religion,Islam or otherwise...
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:44 pm
FOX NEWS might not be as bad as radical Islamists but theyre still a echo chamber for a virulent strain of Xtian fundy thinking that hurts innocent people and deserves to be mocked IMHO.Dont take it personally,or take me too seriously.Have a good one,mate
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:41 pm
But I think the posters on this site more than represent that view, and there is nothing wrong with me offering up an often neglected POV that extremism exists in ALL major religions.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:39 pm
Happy? I'm more of less in line with Maher's view about radical Islam that it's “the only religion that acts like the mafia, that will f--king kill you if you say the wrong thing, draw the wrong picture or write the wrong book.” I can agree with that.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:38 pm
*ahem* I think the sociopathic fury of Al-Qaeda reflects a tribalism of Islamic fundmentalism that is every bit as awful as anything the Catholic Church has done. I also agree that the left is overdosing in political correctness...
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:36 pm
Whatever, I more or less agreed with your comment[#72765] about Islamic fundamentalism's clear and present danger. But if you Iike I can set the record straight right now...
Zeitguy - February 9, 2015, 10:18 pm
Also observing that you seem to have an axe to grind with Christians and the right side of the aisle without admitting any culpability of Muslims or the left. Just sayin. Cheers.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 10:03 pm
Time to grab a drink with some old pals. Nice speaking with you,Zeit. =) Cheers! over and out
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 9:52 pm
I know. No worries, Zeit. :-) You rock. *ahem* Always have. *in my best worst Elvis voice* Always will! |8-D
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 9:48 pm
...in other words,you basically said nothing...CHECK.. but thank you for magically swooping in and proving the point of this poster, which is: a rightwing double standard which ironically endorses Xtian fundies while scapegoating others..CHECK MATE X-D
Zeitguy - February 9, 2015, 9:46 pm
Good example but I guess I was excluding third world genocide from the conversation since other factors can play a significant role. Perhaps I shouldn't. BTW not choosing sides just making observations.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 9:41 pm
redherring (time frame doesnt matter)...CHECK..Not talking about Christianity as a whole, but Xtian extremism...CHEcK..Two wrongs dont make you right(another fallacy)..CHECK..KKK still equals significant historic example of Xtian fundy terrorists..CHECK
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 9:29 pm
Not in Africa, Xtian fundamentalists are using r'ape squads to a**ault and kill Muslim innocents.
fauxnews - February 9, 2015, 9:27 pm
Finally...a sober pov. :-) Yes, i would be more willing to entertain that than the whole `Islam is Satan, the religious right can do no wrong' herpa derp that Fox News f'arts out daily. Have to digest your excellent, though, controversial point.
Zeitguy - February 9, 2015, 9:24 pm
Historical examples accepted but today's Christian extremism is relatively benign compared to that of current radical Islam. Not a fan of either.
Oldsod - February 9, 2015, 8:55 pm
Ph**ograph circa 1952 to make point...check...complete denial of the critical role Christianity played in the Civil Rights Movement...check...complete ignorance of Revs King, Sharpton, Jackson, to say nothing of Rev. James Reeb and many others...check..
Zeitguy - February 9, 2015, 8:39 pm
Historical examples accepted but currently Islamic extremists own the title for world leaders in religious violence.


Republican Facts -


TAGS: man made climate change christian fundamentalism
Rating: 2.45/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - March 22, 2015, 1:39 pm
Say, did you ever see them count the votes in a presiential election? No? Well I guess that didn't happen either.
fauxnews - February 19, 2015, 1:11 am
We still live in the dark ages. We are just better at bull****ting ourselves about it than they were
Zeitguy - February 18, 2015, 11:43 pm
Carnations or Lillys? My dearest condolences. But really, why do modern intellectual human beings have to pander to this middle age bull****?
fauxnews - February 18, 2015, 11:31 pm
A request? Sure... If I get beheaded, send flowers to my fam. ;-)
Zeitguy - February 18, 2015, 10:53 pm
Dare ya to make an Islam prophet p******** poster.


F i n a l l y ! -


TAGS: republican jesus science christian fundamentalism
Rating: 2.2/5

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Cyberhagen - March 1, 2015, 1:05 pm
Part Mithra too. I'm sure he's based on a real person , but also a few others as well.
fauxnews - February 28, 2015, 12:48 am
HA! PWNed
Zeitguy - February 28, 2015, 12:13 am
Um.. Jesus is kind of a fictional figure. Just saying.
OTC - February 28, 2015, 12:03 am
Democrats see Jesus as a fictional character, until they can use Him to promote their cause. Then He becomes very real.
Zeitguy - February 28, 2015, 12:03 am
And cliche is a female naughty part.
Zeitguy - February 27, 2015, 11:24 pm
Faith is required to be elected in the USA. Atheism is a 4 lettered word in American politics.
fauxnews - February 27, 2015, 11:04 pm
They don't. The cliche is that they are all atheists, remember? X-D
Zeitguy - February 27, 2015, 10:26 pm
How do Democrates see Jesus? I'm thinking as an irreverent black butler that occasionally has brief conversations with the douche bag teenage kids.


A Good Start -


TAGS: fundamental transformation of america obama
Rating: 2/5

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fauxnews - May 9, 2015, 4:50 pm
Or was Colin just playing the "race" card? ;-p Personally, I think Rice was selected for her position precisely because the Bush admin.was window dressing their cabinet. She's was about as meaningful a choice as Clarence Thomas.Sell-outs. Cheers,mate(2/2)
fauxnews - May 9, 2015, 4:47 pm
Remind me, mate, did either serve as President? ;-) And Powell quit after being bamboozled by Dubya into helping him lie about WMDs and went on to support Obama, voted for him TWICE. Obama's record wasn't "sad" as far as Colin was concerned (1/2)
OTC - May 9, 2015, 12:52 pm
Breaking the race barrier by electing someone who incites race riots
Cyberhagen - May 9, 2015, 12:46 pm
Yep, they're so racist that Republicans had the first two black Secretaries of State: Colin Powell and Condaleeza Rice; something the Democrats had never done before. Obama's record as a senator was pretty sad, he won only because of his race.
fauxnews - May 9, 2015, 12:25 pm
Touche.
Zeitguy - May 9, 2015, 12:09 pm
Regardless of qualifications


Jihad and Treason -




In other words... -


TAGS: republican jesus christian fundamentalism
Rating: 1.57/5

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fauxnews - February 28, 2015, 11:08 pm
A convert?????? Good son. Admitting that is one step closer to recovery. Now, onto creationism...also a fiction...say it with me! We only have 11 more steps to go! X-D
Bandit5906 - February 28, 2015, 10:49 pm
I thought you said Jesus was fictional?


Republicans Re-write the Bible. -




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